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fruit snacks and quantum phyics
It is common knowledge that fruits snacks are amazing and anyone who doesn't like them is a nazi. But not many now a fays are aware that fruit snacks are actually leftovers from the big bang. This is the story of their creation
It was long long ago at the very center of what is today our universe.
The evil fruit dwarfs that lived in their death powered space stations in dark space had come to capture the kind mushlings and mushelders to keep their palaces running for another thousand year. But there was one brave man nigh one brave shroom who knew what needed to be done. His name Chuck Shroomees the most bad @$$ mushroom that ever lived.
Chuck organized the Mush-folk into a Mush-Army that launched a long bloody war against the fruit dwarfs.......... Millions of good shrooms were lost by the thousandth year of the war when suddenly the dwarfs were gone and Chuck turned to his scientists to explain where they went after running many tests the scientist discovered that the dwarfs had never been there that the mush-people were simple experiencing the effects of LSD that is naturally produced by the shrooms bodies. Upon hearing this Chuck went to war with the minds of his people and eventually destroyed the planet and some who causing everyone to turn into fruit snacks and caused the big bang honestly that part is pretty murky..........But yeah FRUIT SNACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was long long ago at the very center of what is today our universe.
The mushroom people of Zabilplix were a peaceful happy and prosperous village, until
one mid-summers day (everyday was a mid-summers day) a shadow fell upon the land. The kind mush-folk had not a clue as to the hell that would befall their planet over the next thousand years.....The evil fruit dwarfs that lived in their death powered space stations in dark space had come to capture the kind mushlings and mushelders to keep their palaces running for another thousand year. But there was one brave man nigh one brave shroom who knew what needed to be done. His name Chuck Shroomees the most bad @$$ mushroom that ever lived.
Chuck organized the Mush-folk into a Mush-Army that launched a long bloody war against the fruit dwarfs.......... Millions of good shrooms were lost by the thousandth year of the war when suddenly the dwarfs were gone and Chuck turned to his scientists to explain where they went after running many tests the scientist discovered that the dwarfs had never been there that the mush-people were simple experiencing the effects of LSD that is naturally produced by the shrooms bodies. Upon hearing this Chuck went to war with the minds of his people and eventually destroyed the planet and some who causing everyone to turn into fruit snacks and caused the big bang honestly that part is pretty murky..........But yeah FRUIT SNACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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