There once was a man who played in the street.
He jumped and he rolled to avoid the oncoming traffic
He did so successfully till one day in mid June when a.....jerk who drove a hummer came speeding his way
Going fifty in a thirty-five zone he speed along while watching Madagascar with his on-board tv
The driver (who most likely had a goatee) didn't care to see the the rode because he was driving a modified tank which he know no less then a small ICBM would stop
So as he hurried to get to where ever he was going (to hang out in front of a Caseys(because hummers use massive amounts of fuel and his kind just do that)) he didn't notice the little man in the street who when the police found had been squished down of the size of a red M&M