Monday, October 11, 2010

Ummmm Phil

Phil has always seen things........an angel on one shoulder and a demon on the other.  Now you may think "That's not that bad he has a conscious." Well that's not the case most of the time the little monsters give him advice but their advice doesn't often fit their character.  For example one time Phil was walking down the street where we saw a baby then the angel popped up and told him to stomp on the baby Phil refused to do it so the angel picked up the babies stroller then through it into oncoming traffic the mother, who had turned for just a second saw her baby in the street, screamed and jumped after it and landed in the road.  The demon at that moment popped up and moved the baby off the road onto the sidewalk this deed could not be recognized by the mother as a semi-truck, horn blaring rolled right over her thin body.  Things like that were a regular occurrence in Phil's life he was legally schizophrenic but every time he got locked up in an asylum or prison he escaped mysteriously and whenever the police shot at him the bullets just seem to miss.  You see Phil is telepathic, but Phil's fragile mind can't comprehend what this power he possesses means, so his mind constructed these two little avatars (the angel and demon) that control his powers.  You see when ever they flip a switch it's actually him doing it with his mind........unfortunately Phil has no sense of right and wrong so the angel and demon just do what ever his mind can dream up.  Please note this just makes him that much crazier and causes the authorities to hunt him mercilessly.

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