The adventures of jim.

So I'm making an old-school game similar to the old final fantasy....in this game the protagonist is Jim. Jim (who you play as) wakes up in a crazy world where only he can solve a conflict between two rival factions.  Jim loses interest in the world early in the game and stats pointing out all of its flaws (such as battle sequence length and miss placed tiles) which eventually leads to him going completely crazy and causing him to murder his team in the game.

Mentally Incompetent

      Sometimes I feel as though the universe is trying to choke itself out because if you think about it for all we know only our star is still light and all of the ones in the night sky are dead.  And even if their not dead their moving several thousand light years away from us everyday!  So they obviously don't want anything to do with each other and the further out into the vacuum they go the less heat one star shares with another therefore the more heat that's displaced in the vacuum.  And I wander what happens if the vacuum is filled?  Will everything just fall together,.....OYG I just figured out the universe,.....then there will be a second Big Bang and everything will happen again exactly like it's happening now.

I am psychologically addicted to pop.

I fear I may be psychologically addicted to pop this is why I've stopped drinking pop and I am thus FREAKING THE JUNK OUT!!!!!!!  I've learned recently that they give high fructose corn syrup to shrimp to make them huge, you know those giant butterfly shrimp that what they feed them.  What do these things have to do with each other you may ask well high fructose corn syrup is the main ingredient in soda pop and that's why it's so addictive!! A mouse given a choice between high fructose corn syrup and solid food will drink the corn syrup and die or swell up till it can't move then dies!!!!! Just like Americans.

nana nana boo boo stick your head in doo doo

IM so tireeeeeeddd

Im so tired a i dont even want to use the backspace key ......so I wont.   Today was soooooooo boreing that my mind is just like"get it over with you nimrod " and Im all like "I am but its gonna take a while !'" and its all like "you best hurrry up fool or imma make you fall asleep on theis computer '!" an d   Im like "woooh I could be electricuted man" and its like "well then hurry up fool"  and im say " ok geez mind your a jerk an d Im "   "OOOOHHHH no you didn't just call me a jerk Im gonna make you hit dale and Im like swwhoooosh and I I hit dale !!!""

The Sun In A Jar.........

We put the sun in a jar and what did we do with that jar?  We broke it all over our little world.........The Atomic Bomb the greatest tragedy of all time a device that harnesses the very waters of creation to destroy.....Einstein would cry and if I'm not mistaking he did.  From the first detonation the scientists on the project realized that they'd changed the world.......in the worst possible way.  At this juncture in time we have enough nukes to destroy the earth a hundred times over.....it disgusts my......just so you know.

Top Chef: Zombie Apocalypse!!!

It came to me in a dream I'm going to create a television show similar to Top Chef except the contestants have to fight for food in a city ravaged by the undead.  Once a week the chefs must leave their isolated compound to search for food and a way to prepare it to satisfy the judges there will be everything from braised leg of lamb to boiled heart of  zombie soup instead of QuickFires we'll have QuickShots the one who drops the most zombies in 10 minutes and the winner gets a riot shield a shotgun and a spice of their choice to bring with them on their next challenge.  It's gonna be cordon blue.......with a fine red mist!!!>:-D  And yes I am making this show if you wanna help then send me some zombies.....they're in short supply lately.